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Bless these heart-broken, hilariously embarrassed fogeys.
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This kid, who mistook his mom’s sanitary product for a juice bottle and packed it in his lunch for college:
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This kid, who stumbled upon her fogeys’ vibrating penis ring and introduced it to varsity:
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This kid, who didn’t pick her phrases very moderately:
*5 yo on her kindergarten Zoom classTeacher: “So what attain you attain sooner than becoming a member of our Zoom class?”
5yo: “My mommy hits me and says ‘attain upright!”
Me, no fabricate-up, bagel crumbs on my face, impulsively becoming a member of the Zoom class: “SHE MEANS I HIGH FIVE HER HAND!!!”
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This kid, who used to be a runt bit too proper on a university project:
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This kid, who drew a “unicorn horn” on her college drawing in a unfamiliar space:
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And this kid, who wore this pin to kindergarten and then requested her trainer, Pastor Tom, to read it:
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This kid, who bought a head originate on someone else’s birthday cake:
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This kid, who establish their mom’s dating habits on blast:
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This kid, whose mispronunciation left her mom mortified:
No one:
No longer a damn soul:
My 4-one year-worn in Plan, on the head of her lungs: MY MOM LOVES TO EAT REESE’S PENIS!
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This kid, who bought ahold of their dad’s beard trimmer on the barbershop and did this:
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These kids, who gave an anatomy lesson within the closing space their mom wished them to:
I used to be out with my sons and my youngest started crying on fable of he wished a box of tampons pondering it used to be candy. My center son yelled, ‘Those aren’t candy, they’re TAMPONS for Mommy’s WIENER!’ My oldest screamed, ‘Mommy doesn’t admire a WIENER she has a VAGINA!’
Achieve on a condom
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This kid, who complimented and maybe insulted his trainer on the identical time:
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And this kid, who perchance will must admire made certain the Zoom mic used to be off sooner than accepting a runt bit abet from Mom:
Whispering a quiz system to my kid. Didn’t know the zoom mic used to be on. Teacher mentioned “you’re mom is proper” #IGotBusted
