Alien-Themed Agencies to Save Hay From the Authorities’s ‘Flying Objects’ Record

Alien-Themed Agencies to Save Hay From the Authorities’s ‘Flying Objects’ Record

Few phenomena excite the American public like aliens. And with final month’s e-newsletter of the U.S. authorities’s highly anticipated Preliminary Review: Unidentified Aerial Phenomena file–referred colloquially the “flying objects” myth–alien-themed corporations are predicting a surge in tourism, and with it, rocketing gross sales. “Folks will launch…