Having continually broadcast his intent to concern the presidential election that he resoundingly lost to Joe Biden, Donald Trump is trying the total attorneys he can gain to file frivolous lawsuits making nonsensical claims about alleged voter fraud and never providing any evidence of stated claims. And “The Lifeless Demonstrate With Stephen Colbert” invented appropriate the law firm to serve him shatter American democracy and pull off this coup attempt.
Actually. The firm’s phone number is 1-800-COUP-COUP-CACHOO.
Right here’s all a joke, pointless to mutter, originating in Tuesday’s model of the cold open sketches that open each new episode of “Colbert.” The skit takes the gain of a local TV industrial, as these continually carry out, with “Colbert” creator Brian Stack starring, as he continually does.
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Scrutinize here.
On #LSSC tonight: For presidents who must always sue over election results, we have the licensed skilled for you. pic.twitter.com/ogwgPWxlkc
– A Lifeless Demonstrate (@colbertlateshow) November 11, 2020
“Did you lose an election and are desperate to overturn the implications however no one will put off the case attributable to they peaceable enjoy their country? Then name us at Cornsworth & Pinchley, Attorneys-at-law,” Stack says to gain this fraudulent ad going.
“Hello, I’m Roger Cornsworth. Now we maintain years of skills prosecuting imaginary voter fraud. Even with zero evidence, we’ll state you lost thanks to: system defects; no longer satisfactory observers; too many observers; counted unlawful votes; counted ethical votes; sharpies weren’t allowed; sharpies were allowed; vote written on a sandwich; you’re a gruesome candidate; uninteresting folk voted; no longer satisfactory uninteresting folk voted; and folk voted.”
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The “Colbert” sketch then introduced some video testimonials from previous “elated potentialities.” We then got movies of three international leaders, talking in their native languages, with a jokingly mistranslated dub.
Russian president Vladimir Putin: “Roger Cornsworth is my licensed skilled for lifestyles attributable to he made me president for lifestyles.”
North Korean supreme chief Kim Jong-un: “I obtained two votes from my uncle. One from him, and the opposite from the dog I fed him to.”
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And Philippines president Rodrigo Duterte: “If it wasn’t for Roger Cornsworth, Filipinos may perhaps well be parading thru the streets with my liver on a stick.”
Stack ended the “Colbert” cold open with an formidable promise.
“We received’t cease till you’re democracy is a pile of ash and your ego is soothed.
