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Bob Dylan, an objectively hilarious man who moreover recently was 80, announced a remarkably optimistic bit of touring files this day: He plans to embark on a world tour till 2024, an alleged year in our future, with the first build of dates beginning this plunge in the US. Rolling Stone reviews that this Never Ending Tour (second in establish notoriety most productive to Phil Collins’s No longer Useless Yet Tour from 2016) marks an discontinuance to the longest time duration Dylan has spent a ways from performing since the early ’80s; this moreover reminds Vulture of a most modern Day-to-day Mail epic, which included paparazzi images of Dylan out on the town for the first time in a decade. Curiously, Dylan’s 39th album, Tough and Rowdy Ways, lastly gave him his first Billboard No. 1 hit upon its release in April 2020 with “Execute Most Defective,” a 17-minute opus about JFK’s assassination. Yeah, that’s colorful. “Subterranean Homesick Blues” can suck it.

Bob Dylan Is One way or the other Making Tour Plans Thru 2024