Ronnie’s No longer Precisely Assured About Finding A Girlfriend On Jersey Shore
Ronnie is ready to opt down after “slightly just a few noxious relationships” (his phrases, no longer ours). Within the midst of a Jersey Shore: Household Commute. Oh, and a pandemic.
In a seriously better procedure than he used to be closing year, the Bronx native is infected by his recent pass to Los Angeles and “being a single dad” to Ariana. And tonight’s episode noticed single Ronnie ready to mingle.
“For as soon as, I’m trying for a long time and never a factual time. I’m bored with biking thru ladies and relationships,” he admitted, admiring Mike and Lauren’s relationship. “I settle on somebody that is gonna be my easiest buddy.”
Enter Pauly and Vinny, the self-confessed “dating connoisseurs” with a form of experience from Double Shot at Fancy. Dubbing it “basically the most genius opinion or the dumbest opinion ever,” the couple of guido Chris Harrisons home up their private pseudo dating demonstrate titled Distress Shot at Fancy — y’know, because Ron’s “had anxiety” with the ladies folks in the previous.
Based entirely on Vin, Ronnie’s acquired no decrease than “a 50/50 shot,” seeing as Pauly stumbled on luxuriate in on the demonstrate with Nikki. And it’s no longer love the devoted dad expects lots — his gym-tan-laundry checklist of qualities encompass a girl who’s dauntless, comical and tasty.
The crowd then sifted thru plenty of video submissions to salvage “factual-quality ladies” for Ron, some of whom are engaging to (bonus!) produce acts of sexual pleasure at Walmart.
After ironing his T-shirt and breaking out the jorts, it used to be time for a classed-up Ron to meet the potentials. But Ronnie entirely iced up upon being presented. If he can no longer even recount a easy, “Hi, my title is Ronnie,” is he basically ready for a relationship? Give us your recommendations, then gawk what happens next Jerzday Thursday at 8/7c.